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THEIR VAST WEALTH OF GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

(from the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said and Unusually Stupid Celebrities, by Ross and Kathryn Petras)

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Pericles? Is he the guy that did the thing with the potatoes?
– actress Tara Reid

My boyfriend gave me [a necklace with a tiny circle on it reminiscent of a planet].... because it was our first-year anniversary and it takes like a year for the sun to rotate around the earth.
actress Kirsten Dunst

radio host Howard Stern: What is the capital of New York?
actress Tori Spelling: ....New Jersey?

Reporter: Do you read Kierkegaard?
actress Pamela Anderson: Uh, what movies was he in?

Howard Stern: Who invented the lightbulb?
Playboy Playmate of the year
Julie Ciliani: I know Edison invented the telephone, but I can’t remember the lightbulb guy.

You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin.
– actress Laura Dern on Jurassic Park

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"I really know how to think. If I decide to make a coat red in the show, it’s not just red. I think: is it communist red? Is it cherry cordial? Is it ruby red? Or is it apple red? Or the big balloon red? I mean there’s so many f-ing different kinds of red. And so you have to say, well, what are we trying to say in this scene? Is it a happy red? Or a sad red? Is it a lace red? Or a leather red? Or a wool red?"  
--
singer Lady Gaga, explaining how her education at her high school – the Convent of the Sacred Heart in Manhattan – helps her think well

 

 

 

 

reporter: What personality trait do you hate most in other people?
actress Eva Longoria: Ignorance.
reporter: Then what characteristic do you deplore in yourself?
Longoria: Um, wait. Deplore means to hate something, right?

I love Africa in general, South Africa and West Africa. They are both great countries. 
– socialite Paris Hilton

reporter: Did you visit the Parthenon when you were in Greece?
basketball star Shaquille O'Neill: I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.

reporter: What is an isosceles triangle?
rocker Tommy Lee: Somewhere in Bermuda?
reporter:
Who was the president during the Civil War?
Lee:
Ummm....Winston Churchill? I wasn't around then, so who cares?
reporter
: What is pi?
Lee: Is that the 2=MC squared thing?
reporter: When was the War of 1812?
Lee
: I have no clue. 1812? I'm right?!?

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