| HOW TO BE MORE SPIRITUALLY ATTUNED: Life-enhancing Tips from Highly
Intelligent Celebrities
Tip #1: Be yourself!
You can expect Bobby to be Bobby. If Bobby ain't Bobby, then
Bobby just can't be Bobby. – singer Bobby Brown
Tip #2: Be proud of what you are!
The man for me is now the cherry on the pie, but I'm the pie
and my pie is good all by itself, even if I don't have a cherry. – actress
Halle Berry
Tip #3: Don't be swayed by other people!
If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a
snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe. – actor Richard Gere
SURREALISTIC CELEBRITY INTERVIEW MOMENTS
Kate Bosworth Talks about Tea!
"God, I'm hot from that tea. Woo. All the sudden, I'm like, woo, warm! That
actually happens to me if I have a hot drink? Yeah, yeah."
Joaquin Phoenix Talks about Frogs! In his hair!
"Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp...I
feel it. I'm not worried about the looks. I'm worried about the sensation of my brain
being eaten ... What did you ask me?"
Amanda Bynes Talks About Nice People Being Nice! (Except when
they're not!)
when asked about the public's reaction to her on the street: "That
is really nice when they are nice. When they are not so nice, it's not nice."
Ben Affleck Talks About Vomiting! (Metaphorically!)
It's the sort of vague calm you get after vomiting – where the vomit itself
is rather unpleasant, but when it's over, it brings a kind of strange peace.
Bai Ling Talks About Herself/selves!
I always feel like there’s so many spirits in me. I have eight little
girls in me. They are wearing miniskirts, they’re very cute, always dressed up. I am
just a house for them to live. Yeah! One of the girls is a party girl. She’s like,
‘Let’s go party!’ I say, ‘No, no, no, I’m tired.’ She says,
‘Let’s go party!’ The party girl’s very stylish, weird. I say,
‘That skirt’s too short!’ She says, ‘No, it’s not—I have
underwear, you don’t see nothing.’
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DEEP OBSERVATIONS ON LIFE
FROM 3 CELEBRITIES
Changing someone's life is not the best, is not wanting to
change the other life. It is being who you are that changes another's life. Do you
understand? – actress Juliette Binoche
I feel my best when I'm happy. – actress
Winona Ryder
You know, it really doesn't matter what [the media] write as
long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass. – mogul Donald Trump
 UNSUNG
CELEBRITY HEROES – or How David Hasselhoff Brought Democracy To Europe
Who would have thought that this aging beach stud, star of
Baywatch, (that inspiring T&A show about buff life-guards on an LA beach) would
actually be the one human responsible for tearing down the Berlin Wall, that evil stone
symbol of the Cold War that separated free West Berlin from Communist East Berlin?
Well, the Hoff was the one.
Sadly, the world doesn't know. Hasselhoff himself complained
to the curators of the Berlin Museum at Check-Point Charlie that there was a significant
omission on the walls of the museum – namely a photograph of himself and recognition
of his great political role in reunifying the two Germanies.
How did "The Great Buff n' Tan Reunifier of
Germany" do it? How did he pretty much single-handedly end communist oppression in
Eastern Europe?
By singing one of his songs, of course. In 1989 a younger
and even more buff Hoff went to West Berlin's Brandenburg Gate and sang "Looking for
Freedom" (freedom, get it?) to millions of German fans. He "personally
moved the people" -- to such a degree that they simply and spontaneously began
tearing down the wall! "After my appearance," Hasselhoff recalled, "I
hacked away at pieces of the wall that had the black, red and yellow colors of the German
flag on it. I kept the big piece for myself and gave the smaller pieces to colleagues at
Baywatch". Anticommunist - and a caring, giving guy.
Hasselhoff admitted that many of his German fans didn't
speak English and maybe didn't even understand the song, but he still insists he was
responsible. Way to go, Hoff-man! |
