SURREALISTICALLY LESS-THAN-APPETIZING MENU ITEMS FROM THE FOOD COURT OF HELL   Cocktails: Strained fragmentation hand grenade: rum, cream of the Coco and fragmentation hand grenade –cocktail menu item, Mojácar, Almeria, Spain Roasted Banker and Cream Sauce – menu item, Hiking Restaurant, Shanghai, China Sheep Leg or Cowboy Leg – menu items, China Fried Vegetarians Wrapped in Egg White – menu item, Jade City Restaurant, Zhuhai, China Deep-fried Prawns with Sliced Albinos – menu item, Hua Ting Hotel and Towers, Shanghai, China Sweet Macapuno Balls (gelatinous mutant coconut) – menu item, South Korea Ham on penis – menu item, Warsaw, Poland Non-agricultural chemical rice & Brown Rice Shrimps in Spit Bacon and Germs – menu items in a Tokyo restaurant Stewed Language Cooked Knacks Meager with Tomato – menu items, Madrid, Spain Genetal Tso's Chicken – item on a Chinese restaurant menu, New Jersey Freshly ground coffee – Rich scent body odour genuine coffee flavour – menu item, China Chocolate Puke – room service menu, White Swan Hotel in Guangzhou, China Brick with Egg Brick with Tuna Brick with Prawns Salmon Paving Stone to the Sorrel – menu items, Paris, France Big dish from Austerlitz for the several respectable misters Alive cancers boiled in beer on special Austrian to the recipe – menu items, Moscow, Russia   from the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said