THE TOP TEN STUPIDEST SPORTSCASTER
PLAY-BY-PLAYS
(from
the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, by Ross & Kathryn Petras)
I have a feeling that, if she had been playing against
herself, she would have won that point. sportscaster Bob Hewitt covering a
tennis match
Is that a grimace of pain in his right knee?
sportscaster David Coleman
Matt Taylor is off and what a chance he had. Two
chances three in fact, actually, if you count the third.
sportscaster Gary Weaver covering a soccer game
. . . and Edison Arantes di Nasciemento, commonly known as
Pele, hands his award to Damon Hill, commonly known as, uh, uh, Damon Hill.
sportscaster Murray Walker
Both quarterbacks are not showing their balls, uh...shy of
throwing the balls, uh, ball. sportscaster Pat Summerall, during a
Minnesota-Dallas game of the NFL Championship playoffs
And the ball is out here. No, its not. Yes, it is. No
its not. What happened? New York Yankees announcer Phil Rizzuto
And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is that Chicago at
Kansas City? Well, no matter. Kansas City leads in the eighth, four to four.
Padres announcer Jerry Coleman, going through the scoreboard on air
sportscaster Al Michaels: Well, it appears that he has
pulled his groin.
sportscaster John Madden: And it's a shame, it's such a great groin.
Owen runs like rabbit chasing after what do rabbits
run after? They run after nothing! Well, running after other rabbits.
sportscaster Tom Tyrell
Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall
and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing
for the Padres! San Diego Padres sportscaster Jerry Coleman, attempting to
tell radio listeners about a fly ball hit by a member of the opposing team.